A dose of unnecessary foolishness, thanks to my local Starbucks.
Children are Horrible
There’s a teacher sitting at the bar, staring out the window in between slow clicks, as he pecks away at his laptop. He is grading papers.
Two of his students entered the coffee shop and he talked to him, with high energy and genuine enthusiasm about seeing them during Spring Break. The male child cringed and only gave two word answers. The female child looked confused and said nothing. When I was a teacher, kids used to like teachers. Modern children are awful! Ha! Poor guy!
Loud Talkers are Horrible
There was a young woman, taking a phone call, talking seemingly as loud as possible, in Spanish, holding the phone with one ear, a handheld mirror with one hand, and a mascara wand with the other hand. I secretly hope that her mascara melts off! GOSH lady! Lower your voice!
Extra Long Socks are Horrible
Guys wearing extra long socks with trainers. What is this? 1970? Who is this? Wilt Chamberlain? GOSH!
Wooden Chairs are Horrible
I have been here for about 3 hours. I guess the fact that my butt hurts is 100% my fault.
Until tomorrow, my friends…