Yesterday, I was driving down one of the busiest streets in Houston, and I saw a chubby, hairy arm sticking out of a beige SUV.
The chubby arm was attached to a chubby hand and the chubby hand was texting.
That’s right, a left side, chubby hand attached to a chubby arm was hanging out of the driver side window of a beige SUV, precariously texting, while driving down Westheimer.
People. Are. The. Worst.
Texting while driving is bad enough, but to do it with your left hand hanging out of the car is even more distracting. How am I supposed to stay focused when I think your cheap, non-iPhone device might fall out of your hand at any moment?
Calm down internets. It was just a joke. I respect all phones, but their owners are sometimes kind of dumb.
Have you seen anyone doing anything particularly stupid or hazardous lately?
Until tomorrow my friends…