People are the Worst

Yesterday, I was driving down one of the busiest streets in Houston, and I saw a chubby, hairy arm sticking out of a beige SUV.

The chubby arm was attached to a chubby hand and the chubby hand was texting.

That’s right, a left side, chubby hand attached to a chubby arm was hanging out of the driver side window of a beige SUV, precariously texting, while driving down Westheimer.

People. Are. The. Worst.

Texting while driving is bad enough, but to do it with your left hand hanging out of the car is even more distracting. How am I supposed to stay focused when I think your cheap, non-iPhone device might fall out of your hand at any moment?

Calm down internets. It was just a joke. I respect all phones, but their owners are sometimes kind of dumb.

Have you seen anyone doing anything particularly stupid or hazardous lately?

Until tomorrow my friends…

Whoop Whoop

If you grew up in the 00s and 90s, you’re probably familiar with a song that goes :

“Pull over, dat ass too fat! Whoop, whoop!”

It was performed by a female rapped named Trina and some dudes whose names I don’t remember.

Today, I was pulled over, but not for having a fat ass.

My version of the song goes: “Pull over, dat ass TOO LOST!”

I was pulled over today by a lovely campus police officer as I drove around trying to find the right place to park.

In my attempts to focus on where to go, my ability to focus on what I was doing, fell by the wayside and I made an illegal left turn.

Luckily, I got off with a warning. Thank goodness I wasn’t wanted for anything else.

How was your day?

Until tomorrow, my friends…