If you grew up in the 00s and 90s, you’re probably familiar with a song that goes :

“Pull over, dat ass too fat! Whoop, whoop!”

It was performed by a female rapped named Trina and some dudes whose names I don’t remember.

Today, I was pulled over, but not for having a fat ass.

My version of the song goes: “Pull over, dat ass TOO LOST!”

I was pulled over today by a lovely campus police officer as I drove around trying to find the right place to park.

In my attempts to focus on where to go, my ability to focus on what I was doing, fell by the wayside and I made an illegal left turn.

Luckily, I got off with a warning. Thank goodness I wasn’t wanted for anything else.

How was your day?

Until tomorrow, my friends…